[Anya sounds extremely unhappy.]

No, I've already died once this month, I don't want to do it again! I can't be drafted! Plus, I'm a girl! Isn't that supposed to be the one place where sexism works in favor of women? I don't want to go to war. I can't.

[She takes a moment to collect herself, then continues.]Also, the man who tortured and murdered ( Read more... )

Hello, everyone! [Anya has on her "Buy things from me!" smile.]

I don't have a lecture for you today, but I wanted to tell you about an Earth holiday that I think would be happening right around now if we were home. It's one of my favorite holidays. It is good for bringing people together and being grateful for all that we have ( Read more... )

[Anya is wearing a cute little sundress because she’s reporting from one of the beaches of Mon Cal. Behind her stands Andrew with a large screen thing and some sort of electronic marker. He is helping.]Hello fellow dimensionally-displaced persons! I have noticed a lot of new people, and, well, not-so-new people too have expressed confusion about ( Read more... )

I think the world would be all around better if people stopped not saying things because they're afraid of the reaction they might get. It's stupid.

[Private to Willow]Everyone's acting weird because in the future you're gay and right now you're not and they aren't sure how to handle it, but they won't say anything to you because they're afraid ( Read more... )

[Anya is once again in her wonderful store, Forcegasms, surrounded by some sex toys and posters of attractive men in very little clothes. There are no penises showing, though, just lots and lots of chest.]I think we should have a party. They are fun, and often involve presents, which are very nice to receive. Also, my friends are here now, which is ( Read more... )

[Anya has found clothes since her last post, and she's looking considerably more cheerful.]

( Not particularly SFW material under the cut )

Um, hello. Hi. [There is a young woman on the screen adjusting the screen and fiddling with buttons. She has blond hair, brown eyes, and… no clothes. Just a rather frilly red bra and Batman panties.

Finally she gets the device transmitting to her satisfaction. She sits back and smiles awkwardly.]There we go. Greetings. My name is Anya Jenkins. I ( Read more... )